The following is an email exchange between The Boyfriend and me:
Subject: Scenic drive
From: The Boyfriend
Do we want to plan a scenic covered bridge drive sometime soon? Woodsfield, OH. Down 26. Hotel room, two days of a nice drive.
Subject: Re: Scenic drive
From: Me
Who are you and what are you doing accessing my boyfriend’s email account???
I then sent a text message to my dear friend W:
“The Boyfriend just asked me if I want to go on a scenic drive for two days to see covered bridges. Abducted by aliens?”
Her response:
“Maybe.”
(FYI, I’m all for the trip.)