The following is an email exchange between The Boyfriend and me:

Subject: Scenic drive
From: The Boyfriend

Do we want to plan a scenic covered bridge drive sometime soon? Woodsfield, OH. Down 26. Hotel room, two days of a nice drive.

Subject: Re: Scenic drive
From: Me

Who are you and what are you doing accessing my boyfriend’s email account???

I then sent a text message to my dear friend W:

“The Boyfriend just asked me if I want to go on a scenic drive for two days to see covered bridges. Abducted by aliens?”

Her response:

“Maybe.”

(FYI, I’m all for the trip.)