1. Certain people who work in the same place should really think about the expression, “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.” When you go around talking behind everyone else’s back, eventually they start talking to each other. And it’s probably not a wise idea to start griping about things you think they’re doing wrong when you obviously haven’t been paying attention to your own actions.
  2. Office Depot, you SUCK. Your customer service sucks, your delivery and return process is inconvenient and your prices aren’t all that great either. I will not be doing business with you again. I don’t like being lied to, and I don’t think it should take two weeks (and still counting…) to process a credit.
  3. FedEx Ground Tracking? You suck, too! For the past several days, you’ve been telling me that my package is in Tempe, AZ. I live in Ohio. My package is supposed to be here tomorrow. How’s about an update, FedEx? Keep it up, and I’ll only use UPS in the future. They always tell me where it’s at.
  4. Primadonna faculty? I get that our predecessor made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like you were so very special. I’m sorry to break the news to you that you’re not special (not in that way, at least). You’re actually more of what we call a pain-in-the-ass. Things are different now and we just don’t have the kind of time to stroke your ego that we once did. We know this is scary, but you’re going to have to get in line with everyone else. The policy really does apply to you, too!

At least my kids and The Boyfriend aren’t on my list this week.