I couldn’t go renew my plates at the BMV today. Why? Because I can’t find my social security card anywhere.

Don’t worry, there’s no chance it was stolen. It’s here somewhere along with my birth certificate. As soon as I find one, I’ll find the other. See, last year was the year I had to renew my driver’s license and I know I took both items to the BMV with me. My social security number is not on my driver’s license, so I have to present it any time I do business with the BMV. So, I know I had it. I also know I haven’t used either document since.

No doubt it’s in a box somewhere, stashed with other papers that I was trying to get out of the way so I could do something else. *sigh*

So, I had to renew my already expired plates online. It’ll take about 10 business days for the new stickers to arrive. Please cross your fingers that I don’t get pulled over in the meantime. I promise to drive very carefully and keep the road rage to a minimum.