What’s the “best” pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
I was just talking about this the other day to a couple of colleagues and in her latest post, Dawn mentioned the subject.
I’ve been doing quite a bit of strolling down Memory Lane lately, mostly to do with ASP people (and there is a post on them coming soon, trust me). It was when I was hanging out with one of those lovely people, Jen, that this particular event took place.
I was in Cincinnati for a Train concert. We were standing outside the venue waiting for doors to open and being mildly entertained by a drunk. If memory serves correctly, he had a guitar. Someone did.
In any event, at one point he looked me up and down and said, “You are not too fine. You are THREE fine.”
*swoon*
And there you have it, folks. My “best” pick-up line ever. So, what’s yours?
Ok, my friend was at a party, and guy started dancing by her. He leaned in and said…”Baby, you smell like a big ol’ bowl of fruit!” heheheheheh
But the best pickup line I ever got was from my husband (pre-marital and pre-dating days). We were in my college dorm room waiting for my boyfriend to visit from another town. My husband started singing and playing his guitar and he was doing the song “What I like about you”. Well, he changed the words to “What I like about Matt-is he’s not here!” Yeah, he’s a goober…or am I since I ended up marrying the fella?
hahaha!
I totally forgot about that…god, those were some good times waiting for doors to open at Train shows, weren’t they?
I have no memorable good pick-up lines…I don’t really have any memorable bad pick-up lines, either…I’m not sure if I am distressed about the lack of good/bad pick-up lines or not.
But I will live vicariously through Val’s.
Hilarious!
I had a guy walk by me then turn back around and ask “Will you marry me? I’m serious.”
The worst one was “Did you ever used be a stripper?” He seriously thought that that was a compliment. Stupid stupid boys.
I meant ‘used to’.